The year is 1939, The blitz and not the ballroom kind. Britain is at war, spam is on the menu and two evacuees, who may be hiding a secret of their own, flee London and escape to the country for a simpler life. All seems to be going to plan until a trip in to the closet, transports them both to an unknown land and makes them question if the closet is where they want to be at all.

They embark on a raucous adventure meeting ‘almost’ recognisable characters: Mr Topless, The Hungry Beaver, The Tight Bitch and Asslan, as they pursue their own personal quest of discovery, to become Queens of the kingdom and solve that ultimate age old problem: world peace!